For the second part, well, because you have not yet won the mouse padMy son is ace, so no. I'm still happily married.
Women vary as much as men in their approach to some things, plus, you know there are women that say things like "he can look at the menu (of the restaurant), the important is that he eats at home", and the mousepad of Karryn IMO would definitively fall in the (just) "looking at the menu"
More for the age of the kid, some things are OK for us adult perverts, they are not good for children.
In case someone wonders, I did not make it up, that phrase was a real phrase by a real woman really married and happily married, as far as I knew.